Watch this! (Посмотрите на это!)

Анекдот на английском языке Watch this! I'm getting a plate and a spoon. с переводом сложных слов и выражений

A grade school teacher учительница начальной школы was asking students спрашивала учеников what their parents did for a living что их родители делают для «проживания» = чем они зарабатывают на жизнь.
"Tim, you be first Тим, ты будь = будешь первым," she said.
"What does your mother do all day? что твоя мама делает весь день = чем она занята"
Tim stood up and proudly said Тим поднялся и гордо сказал /to stand-stood-stood/, "She's a doctor она доктор"
"That's wonderful это чудесно.
How about you, Amie? а у тебя, Эми"

Amie shyly застенчиво stood up, scuffed her feet повозила ногами and said, "My father is a mailman мой отец почтальон.
"

"Thank you, Amie," said the teacher.
"What about your father а как насчет твоего отца, Billy?"
Billy proudly stood up and announced объявил; announce, "My daddy plays piano мой папа играет на пианино in a whorehouse в борделе; whore - проститутка."


The teacher was aghast ошеломлена; aghast - пораженный ужасом, ошеломленный and promptly быстро, тут же changed the subject to geography переменила тему на географию.
Later that day позже в тот же день she went to Billy's house and rang the bell позвонила в звонок /to ring-rang-rung/.

Billy's father answered the door открыл дверь; to answer - отвечать.
The teacher explained разъяснила, сообщила what his son had said что сказал его сын and demanded an explanation и потребовала объяснения.

Billy's father said, "I'm actually an attorney на самом деле я адвокат.
How can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old? как бы я объяснил это: «как могу я объяснить подобную вещь» семилетнему /ребенку/"

Анекдот только на английском языке

A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.
"Tim, you be first," she said.
"What does your mother do all day?"

Tim stood up and proudly said, "She's a doctor."

"That's wonderful.
How about you, Amie?"

Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, "My father is a mailman."

"Thank you, Amie," said the teacher.
"What about your father, Billy?"

Billy proudly stood up and announced, "My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse."

The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography.
Later that day she went to Billy's house and rang the bell.

Billy's father answered the door.
The teacher explained what his son had said and demanded an explanation.

Billy's father said, "I'm actually an attorney.
How can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?"