Анекдоты и шутки на английском языке: It is a ripoff! (Это - грабеж!)

Анекдот на английском языке с переводом сложных слов и выражений

A man went into a bar in a high rise человек вошел в бар в приподнятом настроении.
He saw another man take a pill он видел, как другой принимает таблетку, take a drink запивает, walk to the window подходит к окну and jump out выпрыгивает.
He flew around покружил: «полетал вокруг» /to fly-flew-flown/ for a minute с минуту and zipped молнией влетел: to zip - застегивать на молнию; промелькнуть back into the bar.

As the amazed пораженный newcomer вновь прибывший watched смотрел, наблюдал, the man repeated this повторил это twice more еще дважды.
Finally в конце концов the man asked человек спросил if he could have a pill можно ли ему съесть пилюлю = таблетку.
The flier летун said it was his last one сказал, что у него есть, осталась одна последняя.

The man offered предложил five hundred dollars 500 долларов to no avail безрезультатно, so he made a final offer он сделал последнее предложение of a thousand dollars 1000 долларов.
The man said that it was all he had on him это все, что у него есть: «имеет при себе».

The flier reluctantly gave in неохотно уступил; to give in - уступать; сдаваться, took the cash взял деньги, surrendered уступил the pill, and turned back to the bar вернулся к барной стойке.
The man took the pill, took a drink, went to the window, and jumped out only to fall to his death только чтобы разбиться насмерть.
The bartender walked over приблизился to the flier at the bar and, wiping a glass вытирая стакан, said, "You sure are mean ты точно противный, злой = какой же ты противный when you're drunk когда ты пьян, Superman Супермен.
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Анекдот только на английском языке
A man went into a bar in a high rise.
He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window and jump out.
He flew around for a minute and zipped back into the bar.

As the amazed newcomer watched, the man repeated this twice more.
Finally the man asked if he could have a pill.
The flier said it was his last one.
The man offered five hundred dollars to no avail, so he made a final offer of a thousand dollars.
The man said that it was all he had on him.

The flier reluctantly gave in, took the cash, surrendered the pill, and turned back to the bar.
The man took the pill, took a drink, went to the window, and jumped out only to fall to his death.
The bartender walked over to the flier at the bar and, wiping a glass, said, "You sure are mean when you're drunk, Superman.
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