Анекдоты и шутки на английском языке: You fool! (Вы обманываете)

Анекдот на английском языке с переводом сложных слов и выражений

The rabbi of Chelm and one of his students и один из его учеников were spending the night проводили ночь /to spend-spent-spent - тратить, расходовать; проводить /время/ at the inn в гостинице.
The student asked the servant попросил слугу to wake him at dawn разбудить его на заре because he was to take an early train так как ему нужно было попасть на ранний поезд.
The servant did so так и сделал.
Not wishing не желая to wake the rabbi, the student groped in the dark for his clothes нащупал в темноте свою одежду and, in his haste в спешке, he put on надел the long rabbinical gabardine длинный габардин рабби - длиннополый кафтан из грубого сукна.
He hurried to the station поспешил на станцию, and, as he entered the train когда сел: «вошел» в поезд, he was struck dumb with amazement онемел от изумления; struck - сражен /to strike-struck-struck/; dumb - немой as he looked at himself когда посмотрел на себя in the compartment mirror в зеркало купе.

"What an idiot that servant is!" he cried angrily крикнул сердито.
"I asked him to wake me, instead вместо этого he went and woke the rabbi! он пошел и разбудил рабби"

Анекдот только на английском языке

The rabbi of Chelm and one of his students were spending the night at the inn.
The student asked the servant to wake him at dawn because he was to take an early train.
The servant did so.
Not wishing to wake the rabbi, the student groped in the dark for his clothes and, in his haste, he put on the long rabbinical gabardine.
He hurried to the station, and, as he entered the train, he was struck dumb with amazement as he looked at himself in the compartment mirror.

"What an idiot that servant is!" he cried angrily.
"I asked him to wake me, instead he went and woke the rabbi!"